You threw it wrong.

What??? I'm surprised it was an electric car that broke the speed record. I thought gas engines were more powerful.

To tell you the truth, I miss wearing something on my wrist. If they make wristphones that look nice, I'd buy one.

That's what gyroscopes are for.

Well, in analogy, people fighting guerrilla wars, don't have a name or an address on the map either. They don't necessarily lack the bravery, but that's the only way to fight a superior enemy. I don't know if that's the best way to describe it, but you get my point.

Here is the problem with hacking. You can throw a virus at the FBI team busting down your door and expect them to dissolve. But, I gotta give it to them (anonymous) for being brave. Oh, and please make a movie about it, I'll definitely go see it.

Cicily you said? You got it wrong, at night this is how they dump the dead bodies into the sea. Bada bing, bada boom!

He is one of a kind. Who are we to judge.

I can't post a direct link to google insights regarding "in Soviet Russia" jokes, however according to them your claim is not quite correct.

There is no irrelevant moment to post a soviet russia joke.

Sounds like a scenario from a porn movie. A really good porn movie titled "The Computer Repairman". About time we move on from the plumbers.

Don't talk to me about cores. Especially when most of my programs use 1 core out of the 8 I have in my system. I just want to go to Intel and tell them to shove all those cores up their rear end. The more they pack, the better.

I blame my highschool chemistry teacher for not being attracted to chemisty much. The guy thought he was a Nobel Genius trapped in a highschool teacher's body. Talking about explosives though, I used to take that white powder out of whistle fireworks and pack it inside used shell casings from a military shooting…

He gets a Free Ferrari.

And what is even better than a side by side double backflip? Three stuntmen doing the same double backflip side by side at the same time! I'm stunned nobody has tried that before!

Its like easter island but but they used different heads this time.

But fat people are more jolly.

Sorry Richard Dreyfuss. I can only imagine EULA terms being read to me in that voice.

Must be snow blindness, or too much vodka, or both.

If you want hurt, go to Russia.