I'm not a Apple fanboy, but I couldn't help gringe at the simpleton questions he received from the city council. "Free WiFi?" Take your frigging taxes and put them into good use, you morons!

You read it wrong. Its not Wii potty. You still have to go to the bathroom for that.

There I fixed it for you.

But if you think about it, it does have a pot on the new logo. Wii Pot.More discreet that way.

Sometimes I wish I could snap a drunk picture of me but I can't. I only got drunk once in my life, and I was shitting acid for 2 months. Which means that won't be happening again. So sorry Facebook. You've got nothing on me. Not now not ever.

What's Friendster?

D'oh!

Hey at least he got an instant tattoo out of it.

Darn! Oh well. I tried my hardest.

What is Zelda?

Heh, for a moment there, they convinced me that my face could look similar to a dog! TO A DOG! Nice try.

The program couldn't work on my face. I look like 20 pictures.

Not a physicist. An Architect. His name is George Costanza.

Hold your horses there Mr. I'm with nobody's party. So Republicans are hypocrites and Liberals just don't give a fuck. What a shocker.

What would be the point then, you would not exist either. I don't want to argue by myself.

...which reminds me... I've got to see that awesome movie again.

I think the whole universe as we know it, is spinning around the hula hoop. Prove me wrong.

Must be nice being liberal.

He doesn't plan on resigning? He can't expect people to take him seriously or even trust him ever after this.

You got 5 internets sir.