They just need to modify it so that it turns around and spits back at you. This way you keep your disease to yourself.

What band aids? This is the perfect pad! You see glowing red and you know its time to run away!

S&M Ship porn? That's rough stuff.

Moral of the story: If your life treated you hard and you want to forget everything, a ceiling fan is your best friend.

With all due respect things can't be any worse when all you get in a whole page is rapture related content. I'm being funny and cheerful all the time. But seeing where things are going lately, I'm not inspired to post anything positive. that's all. Write to the editors? Like they give a fuck. Anyway.. sorry to be the…

I think Rapture day really happened for Gizmodo, cause it totally lost its way as a gadget blog. Go to Engadget and see. Not a word about today's bullshit. Not a word. Apparently Gawker you don't want to support a daily tech blog. So just close shop already.

Sure, you just have to smoke the whole stash very fast before you open the door.

NASA does colonoscopies now? Ah well it makes sense. In some of those places, no man has gone before.

No you should hope it becomes MySpace so that it follows the same fate.

"I still won't see the movie, and hope you can't find any more work for all the horrible movies you've created. Go back to TV or just being producer, where your schlocky sense of action is mitigated into a watchable product. " That.

PEDOBEAAAAR!!!!

It just happens that fifty percent of the population is crammed within the 5 percent area that they don't cover.

Just don't fill that extra space with ads Gizmodo.

What sucks is that it will take a month to download one of those movies from the internet.

I don't care how far it is as long as we separate the regular population from the politicians, the lawyers, the rich pricks the suits and generally speaking, all the jerks who make our life miserable on this planet. Let them choose a planet and leave us the hell alone.

Chef Boyardee is nice, but I want to know about Mr Maruchan. That guy can feed a whole city with $1000 worth of noodles.

Well the space ship itself definitely had a mile high erection.

he probably thinks they will arrive in the mail.

I actually think a film about zombie Osama spreading terror at some random school, feasting on the jocks brains first, would be totally awesome.

If I sell my house, live in a trailer, and work nights and weekends for the next 5 years, eating one meal of Ramen Noodles a day, I'll definitely be able to take that trip.