Yeah, Cant wait to see those criminals faces when you explode their car with a bunch of pine cones.

Yeah, Cant wait to see those criminals faces when you explode their car with a bunch of pine cones.

Ah well. US bridges aren't all that better. Some of them collapse even without the aid of a flood.

This doesn't make any sense at all. Was it built by 12yr olds?

I bet her last name is Whatever.

Imagine a spider robot with a huge gyro on its head which could be used both for flight stabilization and for easily climbing steep surfaces. Now wouldn't that be awesome....

And then Space Bat said to Lobster: "Dude you are doing it wrong! That is not how you hitch a ride to space!"

I know you're smart but that's not how you high five your brain.

Can't say I wanted to see chicken vagina porn in the morning. Even if its usb powered.

Just call it Steve and be done with it.

Did police make the guy pay for being stupid? Is he related to the Heene family?

If they are an effects studio its more likely that they are better at making CGI effects than electronics. Just saying. But for a second, I really wanted to believe this was real.

Great, so we can't even use baseball bats anymore. Well, at least they work against zombies.

There are some materials that feel like millions of tiny hooks attaching on my skin, and it annoys the hell out of me. And I don't mean rough heels, but fingertips too. I can't even google this to find out what the problem is. But if that's the case with those sheets, they are definitely not for me.

Thongs to me look like permanent wedgies. Why would someone want a permanent wedgie is beyond my understanding. Oh, and I didn't get what muffin tops had to do with any of this.

Comic Sans are curvy too. Plus they know more jokes.

I will buy it if it has retro 80s games. 80s is the new 2010s, or something like that.

Oh I bet Tom has plenty of dead friends on his Myspace list. Boy that's depressing.

My English not too great. Sorry. But that makes funny huh! great. :D

...complaint about racist stereotypes in 3, 2, 1....