Hey you can even print out a mask of your perfected face to put over your imperfect face whenever you go out on dates, just so that nobody gets disappointed. Cool stuff.

better that rather not finding or not being able to afford a jet engine.

In all honesty I truly and wholeheartedly believe that if the terrorists wanted to attack, there are a billion ways they can do it and spread terror amongst the civilian population, and there is absolutely no technology in the world that can keep us safe. A kid at a school can bring a gun and start shooting left and…

They should make some bacteria that eat fat tissue only. Oh, and bankers, and politicians too. That would be awesome.

Hey this looks exactly like those aliens from "V"! I bet the guy has lizard eyes too.

Movable blind spot. That would be the problem with this. Especially with people who either avoid looking over their shoulder, or just can't because of old age.

In Soviet Russia no need for UAV jets

I know... I grew up watching his show. He is still as funny as ever. If only more comedians were like him.

I have figured the best way to keep a dog from chewing on my furniture or anything else around the house. I don't own one.

Wow. That Genghis Khan dude sure made lots of offspring.

Retire from what? Himself? Comedy is part of who he is.

I say, if you can't bomb them, bong them.

Technically speaking, the white chick owns the black iPad, and the black dude owns the white iPad. If the full size camera feed is from the person you are calling, then no one can possibly know in that color iPad they appear on. This whole racism cry in here is plain and utterly stupid.

I know... They put a white girl on the white ipad? Whats up with that?

The only thing I wanted to know is were there any "Boom"s today?

They need to leave some features to be desired for iPad 3

I think he should make a reality show out of himself. It will be like a sequel of 2 and a half men, but in real life. He will make billions.

Pretty crazy video but I almost vomited. They should have tilted the camera up a little cause he was looking on the street all the time.

What? No "In Soviet Russia" joke? darn...

I think it has to do a bit with the fact that Steve Jobs is still alive. For some reason a dead persons quotes are taken more seriously. And in general, people appreciate your works in life after you are dead. Sad but true.