Thin chefs baffle me. There is something wrong with this picture. Maybe he doesn't wash his hands in the restroom or something. Maybe there is a secret disgusting ingredient.... Ok I'm just hungry and I wasn't ready for this. Darn it Jesus.

@RushinRussian: If you haven't seen one for a while, then yes.

She pulled the guinea pigs out from the bong just in time. Smart lady.

@goldentreesang: That would be a big problem if you spend all your moneys buying the house and don't have a penny left for a cleaning crew.

I'll take your ex house of dreams any time. For free if you are in a rush to get rid of it.

Is there a starwars haters club? Cause I'm ready to join in.

Why not buy an air trike and fly everywhere for a tenth of that price? Sure its not a "jet pack" kind of experience, but this jetlev technically isn't a true jet pack either.

For the price of $230k I'm sure many people would try to copy the technology and go DIY instead.

Don't press the red button!

The Columbian cartels will be very pleased to incorporate this technology into their drug smuggling submarines.

They really screw you with the consumables though. $100,000 for ink replacement? I'd rather buy the factory and do it myself.

Apparently the cops have dealt with so many stupid thugs they know exactly the way they are thinking. I would never think to call the thief and pretend I want to buy the stolen phone. That requires a PHD in stupid reasoning.

This reminds me of Grover selling Christmas trees.

So how will this work with blue cheese?

Now imagine if it had gorilla glass as well. I would have bounced the bullet back to the shooter.

I've only had two experiences with touch screens, my samsung eternity, and my ipod touch. The samsung touchscreen sucks compared to the ipod which requires far less pressure to respond. I don't know the technical differences between the two screens but probably its the same case here. If you are used to an ipad-ipod…

@Protocol X: Hah. Tough one. Good luck with that.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: Indeed its not even safe to look at baby gadget articles these days!

@ModernBawhair: Internet memes are pretty low priority in the "to learn" list right now. ABCs and numbers come first. Ah I forgot though. She does love the "Double Rainbow song"

There is a natural DJ right there.