@xhedgehogx: I'm just strategizing for a valid reason to get iPad 2. One can dream right?

@txwill14: My 2yr old is screaming "Teddy! Teddy" pointing at that picture. thanks for the disturbing moment there...

Does it work with iPad 2G?

I will be happy to visit this house with a couple of great danes. I'll bring my video camera too.

@Tom_Servo: i missread "annulus" and there was a black hole in the picture... ah never mind false alarm.

There must be an anus joke somewhere in there. I'm certain of it.

@Fallthrough: I'm no entomologist but I've read that some insects alter their orientation to move against air currents ("Anemotaxis" would be the word for that). I think they used this technique to orient some spiders in a movie long time ago.

I'd buy anything with neon lights on it. Neon lighted thingies are the future!

@Sh0rD: "WHYGROTMYHNIHTS" that sounds Russian. I didn't know I speak Russian!

This is one of those Wehelpyougetridofthemoney

So I guess she didn't have the money to buy a gerbil? (note to self, that was one sick comment. You need mental help)

Well they say that on average 7 spiders enter our mouth in our sleep during our entire lifetime. I don't see why cockroaches should be excluded from that rule.

@GreasyPig: I wonder what would be the maximum resolution they can derive from film, just so that I can calculate for how many more decades we will be presented with new and improved versions of the Star Wars saga. I'm pretty certain it will make it to UHD format for $3,000 or something. And again, many will run and…

@TheAlmightyBen: One zombie shark with lasers behind you! Muhahhaha

Meanwhile in Africa...

Now you can all proudly add "dildo designer" to your resume.

I'll buy the 10G when it comes out. Maybe by then it will worth its money. Plus I'll save $3,000+ by not buying any single version in between.

All I got out of the article is that his last name is "Bonner". I bet that sucked at school.

He used the money of his fathers retirement account to develop a bazillion photos of... trains.... Now that is one uplifting story to read in the morning.

A golden statue of Hanky the Christmas Poo? Awesome!