I'm kidnapping my butt out of the bed every morning. I tell you, that darn bastard doesn't want to move. Good to know about the phone trick. No cellphones for you butt! You hear me? I'll teach you some manners....

@ortizlgnd4: I loled. They should definitely make a movie out of this incident.

I bet the extra baggage fees paid for those gifts.

Butt dialer wife must be good friends with the Heenes family.

"Butt boy Butt boy, whatcha gonna do? whatcha gonna do when they come for you."

Ok, so this is why my computer crashes a lot?

Enzyte Bob approves this commercial

Well, we all look kinda fugly under our skin. So give them a break.

@Callabrantus: He must hold the wrinkle record, or they just added some extra ones for the photoshoot. Its just surreal.

I think the dad is just letting one rip.

@Elemeno P: Definitely. They fired the other guy long time ago.

@K5ING: I concur. Much better face than that howard stern dude.

Everybody deserves a nth chance to get his life back together. I hope this guy gets it! BTW alcohol and drugs abuse may sometimes give you a golden voice. This is worth researching.

They should take some lessons from Monster Cable.

@Spartanical: He is, we the human species are important, no matter how small and insignificant. Maybe we are so frail as to be vanished in a solar flare, and maybe we should, if all we are good for, is war hate and misery. And of course in that case, nature and the universe won't care a bit. But in that regard,…

The library in the movie "What Dreams May Come" looks similar but much better than this. It would require a jetpack just to move around though.

@sudo rm -rf /: Don't be. Sarcasm is probably the #1 reason for misunderstandings on the internet.

I'm not getting the same moral vibe as Jesus from this. Wonderful video btw. I wouldn't diminish the wonderful reality of human existence to nothing, just because our size and life expectancy is small. The fact that we are here, we can observe and appreciate this beauty means something. Otherwise, who cares whats…

@sudo rm -rf /: I added the sarcasm quotes for everyone. Its sarcasm, don't beat me to death for it please.

(sarcasm mode on)Jesus, you might as well stop posting here cause as a human being you are not important. (sarcasm mode off)