... does Gawker Media still hire unpaid interns?

Thanks, all I need is a little red headband.

I don't even know what that means.

And it always seems to be Cherokee...

Every other white person has murky claims of native blood... especially in situations like this.

Eh, his sexuality is HIS own. Who am I to say how he should feel or to whom he should be attracted. Shit, rock your muumuus, be as queeny, or butch, or femme, or fierce, or whatever. Love who you want; fuck who you want. Choices, everyone, it's pretty great!

My 2 year old can run wild at home, at the park, and maybe a few other enclosed places. All other places require a stroller. It's not even like I need it for him to ride in constantly, it's more of a rolling tantrum- containing device. If he collapses into hysterics on a busy sidewalk, I'm strapping him in. If he…

They just look juvenile to me. I like pointy witch-toes.

I never remember to wash my eye makeup off before bed, but that's fine, because it's like waking up every day to a new Rorschach test on my pillow! Today, it was a picture of a butterfly trying to kill my mother with a fork.

Why not call them mid-size?

I hope a designer who is not Kanye West steps in and dresses her exquisitely — I want to see her looking pregnant and lovely and I know that's possible. It HAS to be.

Who broke up Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore? THURSTON MOORE. Unless I'm mistaken, he was a willing participant in this and made those decisions that lead to his own breakup. I'm really disappointed that Jezebel would slut shame this woman, who now lives in internet infamy as a home wrecker. ugh ugh ugh.

A real and not-to-be-discounted pleasure of living with someone for five years is imagining that, at worst, one day, you will be the spectre that haunts his shrill, neurotically insecure new girlfriend. And that you will achieve this merely by dint of having once owned slippers.