> every word spoken in your house, and the sound of you jerkin’ it.

Very nice screed, lots of edge. You win this rose emoji and one free month of Chapo Premium. I look forward to next month’s treatise on why the Khmer Rouge was Actually Good (tm).

> The Confederate flag has nothing to with hate or racism.

Imagine being so breathtakingly retarded that you believe this shit.

RIP to historic South Lake Union, we hardly knew ye.

Cool. Now fix your SSL cert!

Jason strongly discounts the draw of ass-warming goodness in this article.

Top Gear also felt incredibly stale and formulaic by the end of their run. I had really hoped they would use GT to rethink and reinvent the show and was pretty disappointed when it ended up just being an off-brand version of the same old Top Gear.

Yes you should definitely take this 2 minute YouTube video produced by a high school student and his friends very seriously. Extreme lack of woke-ness.

I think I preferred the original Splinter Cell over Chaos Theory since it also featured a very nice buffer overrun vulnerability that let you hack your Xbox and install XBMC and emulators. Gave mine a second life as a home theater PC until the early ‘10s.

“Here’s a super pedantic comment about the terminology a (probably terrified) 20-something year old used after his plane skidded off the the runway lololololol I don’t like his dad lololololol juvenile insult lolololol #edge”

FUCK YEAH CHECK OUT MY EDGE MOTHERFUCKERS

RIP and all, but #NailedIt:

Yeah, but it’s a pain in the ass to get to for the majority of Metro Detroit and there’s shit-all to do in the surrounding area. I’ll always have a lot of good memories at the Palace but I’ll be way more likely to go to a Pistons game after they move downtown when I’m back in Detroit.

No, that’s the guy who owns the Red Wings. The guy who owns the Pistons fucked his brother’s wife.

With the degree to which he’s withdrawn from public view and all the rumors going around it seems kind of inevitable now though.

Cobo Arena in the 70s.

Get the Mike Illitch hair jokes in while you can, folks. He’s a shoe-in for the 2017 death pool (if he can make it).

And, shockingly, Detroit is the city that is most central to all the suburbs.

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