He should be made fun of.

Just purchase the materials and put them inside a square box. That will be considered success.

“for my country.” Shut the fuck up.

One man’s perception is not every person’s reality.

Comes with the territory, bro.

I can agree to that point.

Are you a patent prosecution lawyer? Cause it sounds like it. And it sounds like you have no fucking sense about “American Values.” Get bent.

The article addressed these concerns, saying:

You can’t exactly be a ball hog in baseball if I remember high school correctly.

Stop drinking! For a few months at least.

LOL at all the commenters crying!

A legit Philly fan would’ve broke his neck and cheered. This time, it would’ve been appropriate, too.

Shit, you guys are getting shit in the comments section. Maybe cover a ball game besides the Cardinals’s losses and throw in a stat line every now and then.

These people are so sad. Ezekiel for life!!!

Def need more of this!

That logo is rockin!

Objectively wrong.

Found a way to cut the hotel industry in on the cash! Kudos to Employee of the Month Hugo the Building Inspector for recommending a way to get the foreigners to spend their money twice!

Never again in a Strangers uniform.

I have not been having this problem with my hot peppers as of late. Unless I have an open cut around my nails.