Adequate Man is garbage. Would rather read Fittish or Screengrabber or the Soccer One.

Acoustic guitar.

This is unfortunate.

I’m working on my Gawker addiction. This week has been good. Today has been a partial relapse.

That is 0% funny.

Not Peggy Sue’s?

Chill the fuck out lady.

ha, hahaha, hahahahahaha

Bad people.

Do us all a favor. Don’t.

Thank you! Someone on here said something to the effect of... “That’s all the protein you consume?? That’s like, the amount of protein in a four egg omelette.” As if that’s what we should be eating for breakfast everyday.

What’s the Red River?

Chili and cheese that masquerades as Mexican? Ya. They love it.

Well Dan, maybe they shouldn’t set up the primaries as a poll of their party members. What would your wife or girlfriend or androgynous person friend say if you asked it what she wanted for dinner, and then you just drove to the nearest Tex-Mex place after having made a joint decision.

Hosed ‘em!

He said nice dipshit.

I watched Space Jam within the year. It was still good. The LeBron remake would be bad. Just like he was hyped up to be the next MJ.

Gonna be pedantic about the meaning of the word bullying? Why don’t you guys learn how to use the word “rape” properly, first.

Only at Gawker.