Such an emotional win. Fvkkin’ nerds.

“Why would you walk when Henry Ford invented this automobile for us?!”

All of the telephone lines are down?! That explains why my dealer won’t call me back.

Are these always the same as Le Batard’s show?

Rubber tipped lawn darts just don’t sell that well tho.

The thing about taxes having to be raised on the middle class - yeah. That’s right. If you’re going to ask people to pay more, you’re going to have to show that you’re willing to sacrifice for the greater good as well. Perhaps not substantially, but you can’t just raise taxes on only the wealthy. Is it ideal? Is it…

Funny asians.

Owning $5 worth of condiments.?

Fuck compromise! Ramp up rhetoric! Divide and despair!

I think that could change if an unaffiliated party could articulate their positions on a range of issues. Democrats could take a tougher stance on immigration. Republicans need to get private insurance out of healthcare (anyone who’s spent an afternoon on the phone with them would love it). Both parties need to find a…

Texas!

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Never told a joke about some cracka-ass honkey?

I’ve made some mildly racist comments to my friends and television in the past three months or so. Don’t worry tho! It’s mostly just about Asians and blacks.

Guns n Roses are way fuckin’ overrated and all those people are overpaying for those tickets.

So what was Southwest supposed to do? Ignore a report of suspicious activity? Not tell security? Get the Arabic or Farsi speaking stewardess to address the situation?

There is also more oxygen outside. Which also helps your brain.

Does this have anything to do with the subconscious mind doing things in the background?

Fear breeds contempt in the hear of a man
One has to question this common trait -
Why do we hate what we don’t understand?
Forced into a body and damned with intelligence
Shoved into a soul, wired with circuitry you cannot control

A tradition so ancient that evolution will circumvent
Hell-bent on ideals instilled since birth
…

The replies to your comment are about a half-step away from suggesting a trans prison.