not calling the Charmin TP bot the “dump truck” is a crime against humanity that shall never be forgiven

The fuck does this have to do with anything else on Gizmodo?

Australia is home to a special kind of tree known as eucalyptus. Want to know what makes that tree special? It secrets a type of oil that is highly flammable because.. get this... that’s how the eucalyptus spreads! It needs fire to spread seeds and fruit. Now you take an entire forest of those trees, all secreting a…

Took me a minute to get it.

Because their employer pays for a week in Vegas?

Today I Fucked up:
Me: *watches video with catchy song*

Man, just as peak OK Boomers have retired to Florida.

Maybe your advice about how terrible Amazon is would be taken more seriously if your pages weren’t covered with affiliate links to buy products from Amazon.

That’s not a man, that’s a PS1 background character!

“...being turned into a Picasso.”

I saw it in the article clip with sound off, and all I could say was “Yikes.” Duplo-brand Rocky better learn to cover up. But I hope he never does, if he’s going to continue to be a horrifying racist asshole.

She seems nice and all, but I’m not sure why she’d want to play a plum.

I’ve been using the Asus Zenscreen for a couple years now, love it.

This is good Earther. Well done and great interview.

I don’t think it’s fair to blame Splinter for, like, two jackasses in the comments.

Even if he’s innocent of the more egregious charges, he still left his wife for her adopted daughter. The things that are facts should be enough. Who would want to engage with someone like that?

Surprising to see him get the sack as an edge rusher; usually Peace comes from within.