Don’t they have sex in a pool? Or was that just Firth swimming sadly? It’s been a while.

I’m equally torn between three sentiments:

Um...The premise of his most popular show is highlighting the work of small business owners across the country. Yes his personality is outsized and over the top, but if you’d ever actually watched the show you’d know he keeps the spotlight clearly on the restaurant and their food, serving primarily as color commentary…

In my likability ranking of Food Networks personalities, he is still miles ahead of Bobby Flay.

Bhad Bhabie, woke queen!!!

Every time I think I couldn’t possibly be more disgusted by conservatives, they somehow find a way.

Me too. I’m a church, the Church of Wkiernan, a very hermetic sect where we, for religious reasons, cannot divulge the tenets of our creed. This means I don’t ever have to pay taxes any more, right? It’s that simple, right?

Someone was inspired by Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption.

Yeah, I’m trying to imagine what she could do to flaunt her baby bump. Maybe wear a shirt with a big target symbol over her belly? Maybe wave her arms around it like she’s a model on The Price is Right?

The Grey Album was pretty good.

JFC!

That’s pretty ew

She’s 24 and dated Leo in 2014. Barf.

No, he really is that stupid.

Exactly. Historically more qualified women or people of color were passed over for less qualified white men, AND it was more difficult for women and people of color to *become* qualified in the first place because they were always passed over. What he fails to see (or he sees it but won’t acknowledge it) is that…

I can’t tell if Cohen is doing this on purpose or if he really is that stupid.