And she’ll probably still look like she’s 28. Nothing angers me more than the knowledge that she’s older than me and I look like an old McDonald’s bag.

Its just getting SOOO old. Lately I am like what the fucking fuuccccccccccck.

My ex and I fought over the Vitamix. It was literally one of the only things we fought over and I did consider hiding it at work.

Jennifer Aniston is going to be 70 years old and still have pregnancy rumors, isn’t she?

She kind of annoys me and overall I’m neither here nor there with her. However that is a good point. It was a stupid picture and other celebrities have done similar without a giant federal/international investigation. She really might not be over the whole ordeal plus I’m sure a barrage of death threats by Trump…

A Vicki Lewis impersonator.

No fucking kidding. How about instead of bashing her for climbing herself out of the pits of hell, we fucking congratulate her for coming out on top.

I don’t know, the stuff Kathy Griffin went through with Interpol, etc. sounds pretty traumatizing. If she wants to continue to talk about it, I’m okay with that.

At least she had a portable expensive item to take as revenge. I would probably end up taking the treadmill, and there’s no way I could move that by myself.

It’s from “My Sperm is Healthy” which was hands down my favorite song this season.

Rachel Bloom is my everything.

Love this GIF. Darryl is my favorite.

Obligatory.

SO HAPPY they’re going to be able to end it the way they want (even if I will be devastated once it ends). This show has been such a light in the darkness this year, even when it was tackling some truly painful material.

Hey I’ve missed seeing you around here. And ugh fuck cancer.