This number is so fucking depressing:

Repeatedly citing “emotional intelligence” while making excuses for Franken’s abhorrent behavior is fucking rich.

“The only time dry mouth has contributed to slurred speech and loss of fine motor skills is when I combine too much the perfect amount of wine and too much the perfect amount of weed.”

Every time I smoke weed...

That’s OK - I was planning to go to the mall tomorrow anyway!

Don’t ask me how I know but they do sleep apart. Their only contact is once a month, when Melania, wearing her white gucci gloves, plays with “little Trump” for 15 mintues, as per their marriage contract.

When Trump does have a stroke in front of an audience, no one will react because they’ll all just assume he’s mocking the disabled again.

That commenter is on every Franken post trolling around.

But I can’t see someone so vain relying on dentures when more expensive implants are an option.

The second word in that signature is definitely dumpling. It looks like Santa dumpling.

My immediate thought was - his dentures came loose and he was using his tongue to keep them in place. Try saying “United States” while pushing your tongue to the roof of your mouth.

My mom had a mini-stroke (TIA) in her early forties, and the way she describes her initial symptoms are very in-line with what the video shows, which is why I was surprised he wasn’t experiencing at least half-body paralysis by the end. But my medical knowledge is definitely not well-equipped enough for my statement…

No, no. Let it happen in the middle of night. Let it take hours before anyone notices to summon medical assistance. You know Melania sleeps in another bedroom.

***fingers crossed that it happens on camera***

I say he should go for it!

I’d read about this yesterday, and now after finally hearing the audio, I’m genuinely surprised he didn’t end up on the floor by the end of it. He sounded like he was beginning to have a stroke, especially as one side of his face was clearly not as in control of the jaw muscles as the other.

Trump seems to think that the US has its embassy in Tel Aviv because no one has considered having it in Jerusalem before. Like this is some brilliant idea that he just came up with, rather than that this is an option that was considered and is actively not done because it’s a terrible idea.

I was ungreyed for about a year and then greyed again randomly about a month ago.