Together, we are a 66FFF!

according to the metadata on that photo, it was taken on a wednesday.

This sounds like my worst nightmare. Here’s some gluten-free artwork you can at least enjoy.

I have a rule that it’s ok to put a giant Eat in your kitchen if you also have a sign that says Shit in your bathroom.

I find Fetty Wap’s lyrics to be a good source of inspiration

Allow me to calleth bullshit on these lines: “I am not happy to write this kind of essay. Not at all. I do not like to do it.”

Knock out one wall, throw typography, shiplap, or clocks on the rest. Paint white. Fin!!

She had a giant, wrought iron “Today Is A Good Day For A Good Day” made for one house and I’ve maybe never rolled my eyes so hard. I’LL HAVE A GOOD DAY IF I FUCKIN’ FEEL LIKE IT, OKAY?

I love the show, and you’re totally right about all of this. I play an unofficial drinking game in which, if I have a beverage available whilst watching, I take a sip whenever they use/show/say the word “shiplap” (my weekends are fucking METAL.)

Anyone else seen the episode (from whatever season is currently on…

Rustique as fuque. Totes.

Honestly, the whole premise of that question is built on some made-up nonsense. The idea that being offended makes somebody “right” is completely nonsensical. It’s a deliberate misrepresentation created by the right as a way to cast requests for decency as argumentative weapons.

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

+1 Swirl from Ipanema

Only if you were a teen after the 90s. Us olds get a pass b/c no one has VCRs.

Is this the classic case of “If some people are assholes to you, they’re assholes; if everyone is an asshole to you, you’re probably the asshole”?

ALITO IS SUCH A SALTY LOSER.

My favorite line (thus far— I’m still reading) from Breyer’s majority opinion: “We add that, when directly asked at oral argument whether Texas knew of a single instance in which the new requirement would have helped even one woman obtain better treatment, Texas admitted that there was no evidence in the record of…

It sounds like Pogge can’t cant kant.