she has a FIANCEE she’s not like that

Wait until they see the final form, which was leaked a while back.

My guess is they know she’ll beat them up if they insult her lovely muscles.

I still say the final form for all three starters will be Fire/Fighting.

All Pokémon must now be Machamp, and hang sheet rock or rebuild muscle car engines for hobbies.

But she has the decency to hide her gender with a big, burly, swole body.

Swampert’s the final form, not Marshtomp. On that note, Mega Swampert is jacked out of its mind.

People are applying human ideas of cultural gender identity to fictional animals... not going to end well, they started out wrong.

The more hate Popplio/Brionne gets, especially gender-based hate, the more I want to choose it out of spite even though Litten/Torracat’s actually my favorite so far.

Grow. The fuck. Up.

So where’s the outrage about this female Machamp?

Haters gonna hate. I’m loving the new starter designs, and I think it’s awesome that we’re finally getting a more “feminine” Pokemon starter design, since as a water starter they’ve always end up as burly masculine Pokemon.

So Brionne is more dainty than sassy. I like it.

If you don’t like the design of Brionne then don’t choose Poppilo as your starter. It’s that simple. There’s no need to bitch about it and show everyone how bigoted you are because nobody is forcing to choose it as your starter. There are two other Pokemon to choose, do what everyone else does and just pick one of…

I’m like “You guys do realize you are playing a video game primarly marketed at children, right?” I’m loling so hard at these folks who seem aghast by a Pokemon that doesn’t seem manly enough.

MEANWHILE IN GEN 6:

bah male or female its just adorable.

They were both excellent, I think

Just out of curiosity, do you grow and harvest all of your own vegetables and produce?