Am I the only one seeing the irony of a swear jar in a show that needed to drop the N-word every episode?

Mmm-hmm. Golf-course deal written all over it, probably between two middle-aged white guys named Bob. Fuck you, Bob.

But the memories...priceless.

(Unless you travel across the country to meet somebody with three first names and no last names, who has one gear to sell you in exchange for a twelve-pack of “that weird Canadian beer y’all got up north”. Thats a different kind of memory altogether).

You are correct. What they mean is, it’s an (almost) completely ballistic re-entry, with very little fuel margin, coming in at over Mach 6, as opposed to the more gentle re-entry from a LEO launch coming in at around Mach 3.

why doesn’t antarctica ‘breathe’ in that animation?

The biggest axe against it being an alien megastructure project is the fact its an F-type star. F-types only live a couple billion years, depending on mass.

so you see a penis too....

Well, we’re all a bunch of angry lesbians here at Jezebel, so we’re honestly asking. We’ve never seen a penis before and think this might literally be an actual penis. We’re sorry this offended you, but you can focus on coverage of the latest Taylor Swift controversy for the hard hitting coverage that mature people…