But the memories...priceless.

(Unless you travel across the country to meet somebody with three first names and no last names, who has one gear to sell you in exchange for a twelve-pack of “that weird Canadian beer y’all got up north”. Thats a different kind of memory altogether).

so you see a penis too....

Well, we’re all a bunch of angry lesbians here at Jezebel, so we’re honestly asking. We’ve never seen a penis before and think this might literally be an actual penis. We’re sorry this offended you, but you can focus on coverage of the latest Taylor Swift controversy for the hard hitting coverage that mature people…