I was at a high school graduation where Schwarzenegger was the keynote speaker. He starts talking about his mother-in-law's affiliation with the Special Olympics and then said, I swear to Christ, that it was great that "all the retards had a place to go" and compete. Realizing his mistake, he followed up with "of…

A mob of tards hobbling down Main Street.

They had gun control here. The killer had smaller magazines, no semi-automatic weapons, passed a background check, and was visited by the authorities.

Still doesn't effectively pigeon-hole the Obama voters on their payroll but nice try anyway :)

Of course it's racist, but thanks for the justification. I'm sure the KKK feels justified about the racial epithets they use too. BTW, what specifically does the GOP do to keep blacks down?

Nice racist comment there :)

"Oral" Roberts? What does that portend?

You know, I heard that this guy's gay?

Roberto Orci is a 9/11 truther, who believes that the federal government, rather than Muslim terrorists, were responsible for those terrorist attacks. Orson Scott Card is an opponent of gay marriage, and has donated his time and money into advocating such a position. I don't believe it's reasonable or even possible to…

Conan O'Brien turned into Jay Leno so gradually, I didn't even notice.

Narrow-minded is narrow-minded, whether you're not open to gay people or to people who disagree with you politically.

The agenda *in this case* was specifically to silence them, since they were only fired because of their anti-gay activism, on a show that had nothing to do with that, by people that almost certainly would never have watched it anyway. But I'm sure your skepticism would be exactly the same were this exact situation to…

I have a bad feeling about this.

I'm pretty sure it was a guy named Eddie.

Single-payer would never have passed in Congress, sorry.

Yeah, Colbert bombed so hard, they had to resort to Rich Little the next year. Hopefully McHale isn't as terrible.