You mean the chaos of stuff or the chaos of people? I just don't like having people over unless it's really well planned and under my control. I hate when people look at my book shelves and tzochkes (spell) and shit... like hey... stop, creep, you're making me nervous that I left something embarrassing out.

yup. All of that. Unfortunately I've inherited this "no one can come over because the house looks like hell!" trait. And I was on unemployment for 2 years... :/ ADD runs in the family tho.

Meh... It was weird at first because almost every adult I knew was a Scientologist. It was a lot harder for my mom. She had almost zero non-Scientologist friends. As for my sister... to be honest, we never had a tight relationship in the first place. She's 6 years older than me and was in the Sea Org for most of…

I was raised a Scientologist. I was on staff at a local church and I signed a Sea Org contract but never actually "arrived"... It's a strange, strange world to be brought up in. On one hand, they push a lot of grammar and study courses on little kids, so that helped me out a lot, but I'm (not to be an ass) just…

Every child I have ever babysat has been assumed to be my child. Even when I was 14 and watching a 3 year old. I'm 25 now and I'm now occasionally assumed to be the babysitter of my child (we're both white but his hair is lighter than mine). My urologist told me I "must be child bride!" (imagine thick Polish…

Yeah but like some kind of genetically perfect baby.

If you've got the scrilla, I recommend Kapla blocks. My 5 year old is CRAZY about them.

I agree with this almost entirely. The only (minor!) thing I don't agree with is recommending Goldieblox because they just kind of suck as a product. Yay for girl engineers (I'm about 1.5 years from being one myself) and all that but the toys aren't designed well for long term, creative use. MAYBE Goldieblox would…

I just failed a final because of a break up. I'll grant that I was the breakup-er not -ee but I had been pretty strongly fucked over. Now my grades are fucked over too!

no. fuck me jokingly.

please move to Chicago immediately.

we're friends now. for life.

by the way, I keep reading your name in the voice of seth galifianakis.

Oh and sorry... I got so excited about our camaraderie that I forgot to mention my fave underwears. I find the cheapest ones (like the Hanes or Fruit of the Loom 7 packs + 1 free or whatevs) are the worst but I've had really good luck with the holding up of the Hanes cotton 3 packs like these http://www.hanes.com/clot…

YYYEEEESSSS!!!!!! Thank you... I was hoping this would be here and I wouldn't have to ask myself!

trailer park boys. it's on netflix. sorry about your job or school or whatever it is you had planned for the next few weeks.

Paul Banks (from Interpol) may not be famous enough to be Sexiest Man for everyone... but he wins in my head every. fucking. year.

I dunno? Most of the jez jokes are just about how baby animals are cuter than human babies. Do you get offended when people joke about death? Like death, birth/babies make some people uncomfortable and sometimes they joke about it. I thought the video was cute-ish (except for the music. what was that?) but not…

You mean you blue yourself.

YES! I watched this exact video also 10 years ago. Worked like a charm. We also had to look at pictures of people's genitalia with very advanced STIs. NOPE. NONE OF THAT. NO THANKS.