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Sorry?! Don't be sorry... I have all kinds of life skills now... like... I can smoke like a million cigarettes and work all day and night. No, seriously... I was a lucky one, really.

Oh man, I just noticed your name... as someone who grew up in and escaped from that insanity, I give you two enthusiastic thumbs up and one psychotic couch jump.

I just know Kate Bosworth as being oft cited as someone with heterochromia. That's it. That's all she's ever done in life, to me.

for this gif I love you forever.

uughhh frightening... that looks just like my step-grandma, Inge! Fun fact (terrifying fact), my grandma, who was German and died when I was 9, used to threaten to put me in the oven. I thought it was a Hansel and Gretel thing...

I dunno... isn't that kiiiiiiiind of the tradition? I mean, in the first chapter(s) of The Jungle the wedding is sort of described as this thing like where the cultural agreements are that everyone gets fed, even stray dogs, but the bride and groom leave with enough money to start their future together but then some

Those teeth are fake right? No one just has teeth like that, right? Guys? I need reassurance or I will have nightmares.

My mom's pretty cool... I GUESS. I don't think she notices when she's being competitive... like I'll talk about school and she'll cut me off and be like "I've always wanted to go back to school and study astrophysics" (mind you this is a woman with only a GED). I don't discourage her, whatever, but ya know, hey,

thiiiiiiis.

:/ I really just made that face irl because that sucks.

Oh, Dr Bronners... good for everything, including giving you something crazy to read while on the toilet.

Oh my god, what an ending on your response to that bullshit. I feel nearly emotional from reading that. I hope I never get in a fight with you.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaaat so much.

Sigh... I don't even remember my recovery... it was a whirlwind of shit-to-do. And the shit never ended, either... when I went back to work after my (sadly, gracious) 6 weeks of maternity leave at a large corporation that may or may not provide cable television and internet to much of the country, they wouldn't give

Ahhh I love Jolene! It's always my karaoke go-to.

she knows, "like" four people... could be hyperbolic.

I was going to suggest this too. Although... I've used this on myself and sort of very vaguely smelled pickles all day.

Yeah I mean it's definitely not for everyone, maybe not for most people. By the time I was 17, I had been out of school and working full time for 2 years. I felt like more of a grown up than most of my peers.

My boyfriend moved in with me when I was 17. The story as I recall was that my mom actually asked him to, not me (weird). He was twenty something at the time (legal in my state). I dunno about the break up stuff... but he and I have been living together ever since and we're coming up on 8 years.