"Electrification?" Sounds like something Bush would say.

This does not seem like IBM. First of all, they spelled "gestures" "jesters". Second, the first time "Ari" calls, his/her voice has an echo, but when we're seeing the guy's face (second conversation), there is no echo. Also, the whole thing was filmed in a Saab somewhere in the woods. It's all just a little too weird.

My brother has a '92. Rust has gotten to even its most private parts. It has just over 350,000 miles, and he bought it for $1,500 when it had about 170,000 miles on it. That was a good investment.

I don't know if you guys think you're funny (I sure hope not), but if you do, you're really lying to yourselves. This is pathetic.

I just realized something: Quattroporte actually means "four-door". What do you know?

Is that a black guy?

Although I can't help but drool when looking at this, do you people realize that V8's are not the way to the future? I understand that 400+ hp and a big-ass engine is appealing to any lucid person, but it will only make the situation we're in worse. And I don't mean global warming. I mean high gas prices and pollution…

Apparently, they felt brave enough to skip the lube.

I tried looking up the Quizno's footlong Mesquite Chicken sub (I fancy me chicken) and I got 1350 calories at diet.com. When I went to Quizno's sub, it said it had 780 calories (for the largest sandwich; even with mayo and dressing, it still only went up to 1090). Also, Little Caesar's site says a slice of their…

Well, my first car was a 1986 Chevrolet Chevette (I bought it in 1998) that already had 162,000 miles on it. It looked brand new on the outside, but on the inside, it resembled Fred Flinstone's "feet mobile". You know...the left backseat had no floor, just a little peeking hole to the road. Everytime I went onto the…

That's what he gets for driving a Honda. I mean, for sleeping around with hookers. Nah, the Honda thing is worse.

I wonder who'd do better in something like this: the Stig (very good driver...allegedly) or Beckham (soccer player). OK, that wouldn't be fair. Instead of Beckham, how about Ronaldhino?

Channel 3's Mike O'Mara has the very latest...in HD! That's the way my local NBC affiliate would have put it. They just want to show that off. They stick the HD logo everywhere, and always mention they are broadcasting in HD. A pity I don't have cable, since I have to listen to that crap...in SD!

That's a good truckin' commercial. Now I'm going to truck Matt Damon.

I already own one that looks strikingly similar to the one you're showing. It's a '92, light blue. I guess the future's in the past.

They gave me $60.

I don't see what's amazing about the fact that this got out. I saw similar footage this morning on the local news here in Detroit.

First of all, this is probably the most elaborate and well-executed marketing campaign I have ever seen. BMW really seems to have covered all the angles on this one. They've got a YouTube account for this guy (with friends, subscriptions, and all), a Flickr account with real-looking pictures of his travels, a blog for…

I don't think it's gonna fly.

Damn, this guy is irritating! It's so hard to listen to him. Too boring! HE'S about as capable as a cabbage.