Having seen the movie.. I will say your comments are not accurate. (warning, spoilers ahead)

No, not good for them.

She is talking about him. And I actually did read a magazine article about his wedding - his new wife is in fact quite, uh, ample. And it’s okay, I know far more about them than I like to admit to myself either. I can actually remember when people on Jez liked to defend them against “classist” comments - before all…

- Libido is hell of a drug. Go whack it once or twice (to a neutral party) and immediately after think about which one you want to be with.

Hey, you replied to my comment, send me your email address.

I don’t know what it is about her, but she and her whole clan just unsettle me.

Stunt Zombie 2:16

Thy descendents may also choose to let thine ashes fly, to be spread into the wild places of the world, such as the mighty ocean, a soaring peak, or a well-groomed golf course.

That, or you would have become the basis for an anecdotal story about how stupid some guy is for not blindly believing in God.

I’ve always felt that Doubting Thomas from the Bible was a pretty solid guy, myself. If you saw Jesus get crucified and shanked in the side by a spear, and all of a sudden 3 days later your buddies are like “JESUS IS BACK, TOM”, my first two thoughts would be:

1) Great, they’re trying to pull a fast one on me.
2) Wow,…

When I was 16 or 17, this girl that I thought was cute in HS(in her own ‘grimdark’ way) got on the topic of Wicca in a conversation with me, and she was breathlessly telling me all about how she was still learning but she was trying out rituals and it was so spiritually amazing and all that jazz. She invited me to…

Horrorshow developed her interest in witchcraft as a way to escape the “super intolerant” upper-middle-class suburb she grew up in. She claims the people there were apprehensive toward anything that didn’t fall into their purview. That led to Horrorshow repressing her trans identity and feeling bad for even having…

Don’t act so surprised, people. It’s as the saying goes: “If You Build It, They Will Cum”.  

The really obnoxious trend: Blind bags.

The vast majority of Pewdiepie’s fans are children. And children are stupid. They’re not emotionally mature enough to fully grasp nuance or context. They see Jacksepticeye criticizing his actions while also voicing support, and all they understand is “Jacksepticeye talked shit about Pewdiepie.” They can’t see how…

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

I mean, she talented, but talent-wise Lady Gaga mops the floor with Bey. Bey is more like a cultural phenomenon. She transcends the color line and is the queen of pop music in this era.

Well, I hear more and more good things about this Lincoln guy too. Tall, strapping, articulate. I wouldn’t be surprised if he goes mainstream.

That’s the problem with this country is the Chrispus Attucks. We need to stop these liberal attucks on Chrispus every December and remember to Keep Chrisp in Chrispus.

Well, he’s illiterate. Our president doesn’t read. Let me repeat: the president doesn’t read, because he can’t focus for more than five seconds. Just fucking kill me. Then kill me again if I get back up.

One of the very few times I’ve squirted, I queefed simultaneously. I squeefed. It was magical and the bf and I were giggling about it for days.