I’ve always said stupidity should be painful. But stupidity shouldn’t burn your house down. That’s a bit much.

“They’re funny, and delicious!”

Disregard. Other folks beat me to it.

I kind of want to become president of ABC, just so I can cancel this whole series and its spinoffs.

At least 7.

And this is why I continue to NOT support the NRA. They don’t actually care about individual gun rights. The moment that it becomes more profitable for them to support some form of gun control, you can bet they’ll flip their script.

Since I have nothing in my home that outputs in 4k, and likely won’t unless it becomes a mandatory standard, no.

I already know what an asshole sounds like.

*Maybe something to do with the vasovagal response? I know when doctors were trying to get my mom off a respirator, her heart would almost stop. I’m assuming a bad apnea episode could have triggered a heart attack.

He was saved the trouble of having to go to a wedding, and didn’t have to buy a gift. Sounds like a win to me.

That would be the sanest thing Marvel and DC have done with their comics in years.

Dang, I kinda wish I was into Playmobil, because those all look amazing. About 27 years ago, these would have definitely been on my Christmas wish list.

Happy to hear it, because this means I’ll be able to get 2014-2016's models for a bit less now.

The clarification really doesn’t improve things.

A total, pig headed, moronic, racist dick.

Also, fuck the dude that stole the wedding ring and backpack.

No thank you. I’ll just continue to allow whatever is growing in my yard to grow, while cutting it back when it starts getting a little too wild. I’m sure that’s a bit more responsible than bringing in a non-native species of grass and covering everything in pesticides and herbicides to make sure that the grass, and…

Where’s Hellcat, Nighthawk, Incredible Hulk, Valkyrie, Namor, Silver Surfer, or Dr. Strange?

My wife and are trying to decide between a used Rav 4, CR-V, Rogue, or CX-5. Excluding the CX-5, would I be correct in thinking that it’s not really necessary in purchasing either of those as a CPO car?

The only reaction I can muster up is, “No shit”.