Reading her Patreon page, it’s hard to tell the difference between reality and sarcasm. I’ve known a few folks that were deep into this stuff, and they’d get mad when I called “BS” on it.

Huh. I thought I was reading a Jezebel article for a moment there.

So, supplements continue to be shady and possibly unsafe. Got it.

I didn’t know jitter stick was a problem.

I’m not sure there’s enough going on in there for him to be trolling.

EVE sounds like it’s a full time job to get anything done. No thanks, I already have one of those.

All I’m saying is, if I ever voluntarily spend money on a Funko POP! figure for myself, put two in my chest, one in my head, chop the body up and set it on fire. I’ve obviously been taken over by some sort of organism, and it’s best to not take any chances.

Wet cotton swabs work great for removing them. You can use them to gently push against the tonsils, and they also stick to the end of the swab. A lot easier (and safer) than using your fingers.

That’s the problem with Gamestop though. Employees are being told to prevent you from doing that very thing.

$12,400 to maintain a Saturn? Add a couple more thousand and that would buy you a brand new Saturn.

Your Saturn’s frame will probably rust out before it fails mechanically.

I just feel old, because I didn’t have the slightest idea of what was happening in that video. Good for him, I guess.

As much as I dislike Trump, a bunch of out of context photographs don’t prove anything.

This is why I’ve never been a first day buyer. Of course, I also refuse to stand in line to buy a toy, so there’s that.

I’m still broke, and absolutely terrified. Apparently, getting married makes you become even more broke.