"body snark, which annoys the shit out of me"

Really? You're going to bring up "Play The Victim" on JEZEBEL?! Are you crazy? It's the favorite game here... I have no opinion about Chris Brown's use of it, but... this site is FOUNDED upon such considerations. You'd do well to honor such a compact.

Horse-puckey. Dolly Parton is one of the most honest and heart-wrenching songstress's out there. Coco has a nice ass. There is literally no comparison.

Well, girls mature so much faster and better than boys. Obviously the boys are just too immature and stupid to react so strongly. /bitter-and-annoyed

This is not crap science. Some people may misunderstand it, but that's because they have crap minds. And I'm sick to death of people bitching that reality doesn't conform to their political agenda. I don't care if you're a business drone saying that man's actions don't cause climate change or a tofu-munching…

OK, interesting and all but... Jesus, Kotaku, enough with the Japan kick already. Seems like half the articles here the past few days have been... inordinately focused on this tiny island country just because they used to have a thriving video games industry. You might want to talk to gawker about splitting into two…

Yeaaaahhh... I'm thinkin' you may have missed the point of the article...

No, it's that japanophiles tend to be obsessive, thinking that anything from Japan is fascinating and inherently superior and they NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT! "Most" gamers are nothing of the kind, but most japanophiles are gamers (because, y'know, the Japanese like it so it MUST be something they like, right?). Hell,…

"He basically made every decision wrong."

Yeah, I coulda thrown that together in a cave. In Afghanistan.

I whole-heartedly agree with all of that. All I can add is that the alternate Froiheike should be the one who habitually wears the suit.

"When men whom I admire let their families down- ...- I can't help but apply it to my own life."

That's 'space *judo*', to YOU sir!

There's a world of different responses between "is ok with it" and "slaps the cuffs on him".

Eh, I'd been up for like 40 hours when I wrote that. Chalk it up to "cranky and need my nap".

"That's The Tree of Life. Take it or leave it. " And... why is this showing up on a science, sci-fi, and fantasy blog? No really... why? What's the point? All I'm getting from this review is that it is pretty and pointless. Will I learn about the human condition from this movie? Will I see the stark existential terror…

Naw, that would be enjoyable and show consideration for the reader. What site have YOU been readin'?

Yee gods, I didn't think I was kicking over an anthill here. Seems like a lot of people have a lot of emotion tied up in this.

Indeed! And let's hear a shout out for Eric Banna's work in The Hulk (although I'm told his Portuguese was just atrocious at the end there).