Reminds me of what Denis Leary said about heavy metal bands being sued because teenagers were listening to the albums and then committing suicide.

Tiny quibble with the last paragraph, it was American Public Media, or APM, not NPR. They are distinct organizations.

In the same bit with the "rice cake a year" verbal flabbiness, Oswalt goes on to compare the tragic futility of a dying soldier's wish to visit Las Vegas to the comic futility of thinking that he, Oswalt, can simply have skinny model-sized John Varvatos pants hemmed to fit his portly little frame. It's a very, very…

How the fuck does that mediocre hack keep getting work in Hollywood? Go look him up on RottenTomatoes. He has one movie, ONE SINGLE MOVIE, to his credit that isn't represented as "rotten," and that one is barely certified "fresh," and it's from almost 20 years ago. The only director worse than him that I can think of…