Millenniums don’t even have to pay their dues before getting massive payouts and that’s why they are soft. Bill Belichik had to work for THIRTY YEARS in the rock smashing factory before anyone even allowed him into the room where you can look at a football. The only thing these Millenniums are DISRUPTING is hard work.…

I say this all the time, but just imagine how the Boston media would ridicule someone like Peyton Manning if he did half the wack shit Brady does. Between that fucking diet and all these insane fake health products they’d eviscerate him.

I was gonna Raichu an angry reply, but I LOLed

Jordan,

Come here, lil buddy!

Hug?

Stanced Toyota RAV3

Whatever you need to tell yourself, man.

The best way to confront aggression is to face it head on.

God I’m gonna miss Barry O

Here in Chicago, we’ve had two mild winters in a row, so the usual winter die-off hasn’t occurred.

Ha thanks. I thought I was pretty clear but damn.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

I can’t believe that of the millions of sperms released, this guy was the fastest.

A lot of blame has to go to Dell Demps for the way the roster is constructed, as well as Benson for putting the screws on Demps to win-now because “I’m dying soon and I don’t care if we’re going to be screwed long term...and maybe I’m not totally here anyway.”

But Gentry hasn’t done himself any favors. He’s got the…

Their tears are so delicious