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StumpyJones
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On the one hand, I really want to shit on Robert Kraft’s grave. On the other hand, I really hate lines.

Huh. Despite what the draft gurus have been claiming, I guess he’s just not a mobile quarterback.

Takeo Spikes should donate some of his neck to this poor young man.

+1 placenta falling to the floor

Holy shit

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

[scribble notes furiously]

This is touching. I mean, so few of us can really relate to the suffering he’s endured- the pain, the anger.

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

We live among Pokemon... AT LEAST WHEN THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE UP!

To be fair, Tebow only prayed a couple times. Demariyus Thomas prayed the other 80.

One of my favourite FF Creatures, i’ll shamelessly plug my own art here.

Now playing

I think the Anthem has to go hand in hand with what’s happening at the time it plays to, can’t stand hearing epic music to sell jeans for some advert :/