On the one hand, I really want to shit on Robert Kraft’s grave. On the other hand, I really hate lines.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT ANY CHARACTER IN THE NEW ANT-MAN MOVIE UNTIL LUIS IS CONFIRMED. WE NEED LUIS. HOW WILL ANY PLOT BE SET UP WITHOUT ONE OF HIS STORIES?!

Going to have to work hard to top this.

Huh. Despite what the draft gurus have been claiming, I guess he’s just not a mobile quarterback.

Takeo Spikes should donate some of his neck to this poor young man.

That same thought crossed my mind. She looks like Emo-Tep.

And now a history of the Hipster

+1 placenta falling to the floor

Holy shit

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Like most things, this needs more Dynomutt.

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[scribble notes furiously]

This is touching. I mean, so few of us can really relate to the suffering he’s endured- the pain, the anger.

Well, I haven’t fought one person for so long. I’ve been specialized in groups, battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing.

Obligatory:

so DC when we will get this

We live among Pokemon... AT LEAST WHEN THE FUCKING SERVERS ARE UP!