Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.

Aw, see, my grandpa and my uncles castrated their lambs the old fashioned way- with their teeth.

I don't think any of these foods that I've tried are gross, but could be classified as weird:

This is where my Asian background comes into play!

I know, that really bummed me out! MUFE has such great products, they didn't need to jump on this bandwagon! I'd expect this from MAC because they collaborate on anything with a license.

My question, how can a 30 something man capitalize of the hype of this movie to meet some women? I have a spare room i can paint red... its something right?

I can't believe the ONE time an author gets unprecedented creative control over a film adaptation, it's fucking E.L James and 50 Shades of Grey.

OMG when Hastings told him Hell would freeze over before he'd apologize I thought I'd fall off the sofa.

Awww! My little sister and I would be very careful with earthworms when we gardened and loved to hold them in our hands. I think we even used to scare away birds when they tried to get at the worms after it rained and put the worms into drier land.

You should SEE the size (and number) of slugs and snails we have out here in the Pacific Northwest. And variety. There are nights where you have to just look down at the ground if you don't want to smash a bunch of huge snails and slugs under foot. And earthworms, too, btw.

He looks exactly like I'd expect a racist sociopath to look like. Also, like many of my relatives.

Direct. Let's not beat around my bush.

Berners are the sweetest, goofiest dogs ever. I don't know if all of them are as dumb as mine but he has a heart of gold!

tchq should honestly be a subblog. people give you cat stories/tips/vids and tchq responds. like i would follow that shit OBSESSIVELY

I don't want to offend someone's beautiful child or anything, but I definitely thought that was Gollum wistfully staring out the window at first glance.

I must be extremely cynical since the first thing I thought was "only three months?!" Baby steps.

I WANT TO HEAR MORE BUFFET STORIES

You? Are one of the good ones. Now that my own kid started her period I was thinking about how I spent my teen years hustling pads & tampons from friends, classmates (thank the gods I went to an all girls' school) and the nurse's office. Thank you for making womanhood slightly less miserable for your girls.