I want to know who sings this, though.

My daughter is a student at NYU so generally works out there for "free" (and takes Yoga for the People classes because - well, she's at NYU on an academic scholarship, not because I can afford that shit, so YftP is a donation and she's decided $2 is appropriate). She went to Chelsea Piers with her boyfriend who is NOT…

I've stood next to Jake on the train before...like looking face to face. He smells very pleasant!

You're not the only one. :/

The tooth fairy has screwed up a few times, mostly due to my kids forgetting to tell me they've lost a tooth (and I don't seem to always be observant enough to notice it). I wound up telling them that, when the Tooth Fairy first got the job, there were far fewer kids in the world. Now that the world's so…

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a new Harry Potter short story! According to a Pottermore.com newsletter, starting on Friday, December 12, JK Rowling will be dropping a new piece of Harry Potter-related writing on the site every day until Christmas. And one of those will definitely be focused…

with WITCHCRAFT

It's called a Pig Pickin' Cake because you eat it at a pig pickin'. Pull your own pulled pork. It is the perfect outdoor dessert because who cares if it drops and gets ruined. You can fix up another in the time it takes your uncle to finish his Bud heavy and say something racist. Also, you just ripped the flesh from…

I've always said I'll never get married again, but if a blow job a day was on the table for the rest of my life I might reconsider.

The thing is, Christmas excess (like Lenten self-denial) make sense if you live a feast and famine existence like our forebears. You feasted at Christmas because there was a lot of good food and you had to get it down your gullet before it went bad. Salting only keeps meat for so long, you know. Plus, salt wasn't…

I feel like this could be interesting as a historical read, but I noticed the woman didn't mention anything about Pagans in the interview. She briefly mentioned Wicca, which came from Pagan, but is not nearly so old.

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

Boys have a penis. Girls have a clitoris. Labia isn't a bad word either.

Maybe if we throw a stick, he'll leave?

family wants to be a part of the process because a new baby is a joy in everyone's lives, but pick your battles (and battle ground), here are my suggestions (I know, more advice from a stranger!!).

A good, undoctored emerald of decent size is so much nicer. Rare as hen's teeeth these days.

I'm fairly certain that I watched at least 85% of this episode through my fingers.

I would not be surprised if this was a motivating factor...the Duggars are professional grifters.

Exactly! I've been wondering about that too. J & C seem to have almost no interaction. I also don't like how they showed Jamie just laughing along with the rest of the men around the fire, he literally looked like a clueless dumb frat guy in that scene. Not sure how believable it'll be to have him go from that to…

I lost my virginity to a Tia Leone, who slowly let a sheer silk gown slip from her shoulders in our Four Seasons suite while a chamber quartet played Debussy beside the bed. She marveled at the size of my manhood and the maturity of my lovemaking, which went on for several hours. Afterward, we read the poetry to each…