Does anyone else just give their mom a card from her granddog? Signed by putting a paw in water soluble paint and smacking it on a card.

OMG. I’m so sorry. I’ll be better.

My cousin knew a kid who smoked too much pots and tried to microwave his baby because it had bugs all over it. True story. Then he OD’d.

I noticed in the last couple of seasons Mike “getting his hands dirty” a bit more. He would put in some interior parts and what not. I wondered then if it was because he felt a bit of a hanger-on even though he was on screen more so than Edd. Personally, I usually just fast forwarded most of Mike’s TV time to get…

(And, no matter how you feel about the men who protect and serve by killing a statistically inordinate number of black people, you have to admit, it is kinda funny).

Right now, it’s business as usual in the woods.

And stop saying altitude when you mean elevation.

I get that with the different engine the spare wouldn’t fit. But what’s the point of taking the tire off of the rim and installing it back in the engine bay?

I applaud him going for the goatee instead of the standard V0-tech mustache.

Exactly. If Philly will sign Vick it shows me that there’s not a lot they won’t overlook. If you win, you’re in.

He’ll probably have to wait until summer camps are underway and QBs start getting hurt.

How does the comparison of Ted and Bow Wow not stand? They’re both has been recording artists.

I must be conservative because I think saying a woman should be pimped out by a washed up rapper is fucking bullshit. Nice logic.

There it is!! I’m a Trump supporter because I think calling out sexism/misogyny, no matter who it comes from, is important.

I like your message, but the “Satisfied” leaves a bad after taste.

If you think she should be put into sex slavery because she’s married to a bad person, then have at it. What other things are ok to be pimped out for?

So we’re not talking about Bow Wow threatening Melania Trump with sex slavery then? Good to know we can be vile so long as we don’t like a woman’s husband.

Supertramp did it first.

Nice cultural appropriation, Aston.

This is approaching all those “Thanks, Obama!” memes.