As a long time ice fisherman, the best advice I can give is this: hot chocolate + 100 proof peppermint schnapps = delicious apathy about the cold. It tastes like those little Andes mints they sell at the register of diners.

He’s not the pretentious butthole Philly deserves, he’s the pretentious butthole Philly needs right now.

Who isn’t in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and absolutely should be?

I can’t tell if the headlights make it look mean or high af.

You know how gross it is when you get a dirty spoon and you think about the last person to use it and how gross it is...

Re: Val

I think it’s really important that a bunch of people come and tell everyone they don’t watch the show anymore. That way we can sleep better.

Why? So I can be the guy people talk about at parties by saying things like, “I’ll bet he tells that fucking story about the night he...yep, he’s telling it.”

“Mandy Patinkin IS Ché Guevara!”

Fifth Down Gym just doesn’t roll off the tongue.

Something about monkeys and footballs.

He only beats me when I deserve it.

iirc it started in WWII at baseball games and then bled into other sports. I guess you can call it jingoism because it was pretty clear why they started doing it. Take it up with that generation. I’m of the thought that it’s now more tradition than anything else. But a small minority of guys like you are bound and…

How is that the truth? The sitting has been the political statement the whole fucking time. Are you trying to change the narrative with the writer that sitting is the apolitical move? That’s ridiculous. I’m not arguing about whether athletes have the right to do it, I absolutely think they do. I just think it’s self…

“September 11th aside, please remember that the most overt political statement made at NFL games this season will be the very playing of the anthem, and not the choice to refrain from standing.”

I think the biggest question now is, was that the last time he’s going to have the opportunity to not stand for the anthem as an NFL player. I say yes.

Saw Whitesnake a year ago. Magnificent.

I’m not arguing one way or another on this, but that 85 represented over half of the people she met with to the tune of over $158m. It isn’t an insignificant number on either side.

What makes me the most angry is the fact we don’t even get to drive the Scirroco to determine its mooseness here in the States. That is a handsome car.

They are, after all, felons.