Blaming third-party voters instead of admitting that this was the most dismally run Democratic campaign I’ve ever seen in my life is really helping those who didn’t vote for Hillary see the error of their ways, let me tell ya.

I had the exact same thought, except my kids do that thing where they have all the bedtime books memorized and denounce you immediately when you deviate by a single word.

This is white culture gone overboard. No, its not child abuse. Child abusers can spank, spanking doesn’t automatically fall under child abuse; its not difficult. Jesus.

I am not someone who thinks spanking makes any damn sense, but I certainly think there’s a difference between light open-hand spankings and child abuse.

I mean, you easily could have made this joke to MY 9 year old self. It’d be like my teacher in my generation telling us all that he was going to blow us up with a kamehameha in the playground after class. When I was 9 I was on AOL in the mid-90s messing with people with progs and basic script kiddy kits like sub7. I…

No. What you do is you start getting progressively louder, then turn and yell at the space next to you that “You know that you are on parole but this mothafucka keeps testing me.” then turn back to him and give him your craziest eyes.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Two things he said this morning:

depends on your situation. If you’re unemployed and looking, then you’re right. If you’re in a job and they’re coming to you trying to recruit you, then you have a lot of power.

I don’t see how they could even enforce that in court - after all, your CPA needs to know your salary for income taxes. I had one company who had actually stated that I couldn’t disclose my salary to my wife! That would never hold up in court.

He’s a murderer, a terrorist, an unapologetic racist, and an evil piece of shit.

The man is going to live out the rest of is days on Death Row. The chances of him seeing the executioner is probably less than 50% (much less, I imagine). However, I’d rather he rot under the jail for life as a lesson to other white nationalists rather than to die as a martyr to some incredibly stupid cause.

We secretly laughed at and mocked the couple who had 2 kids by age 21. Now they are out having fun every weekend at age 43 while our little shits are still in middle school.

Hmmm?

The uncharted movie already exists though its called raiders of the lost ark.

He’d probably still call them “Sandpeople.”

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.