Trouble with cronyism is you don’t actually need to have a relevant CV. Fuck this administration. It’s going to take 50 fucking years to undo this nightmare.

Building a legacy for my kids. They’re worth it. :-)

Try owning a company. I haven’t had a vacation in 6 years. Sure a few long weekends here and there. One week we went to Hawaii, but I was on my phone the whole time and constantly searching for WiFi.

Fuck you, noob!!

...or did it?

A bag of coke and a massage.

I’m confused. Are you saying Ke$ha ran a shitty Presidential campaign?

I came here to ask the same thing!

“Why are you so invested in whiteness that when you see something said about white people, you take that personally?”

Apologies. I should have just kept my mouth shut, but I was so annoyed at her summary dismissal of your comment that I let my temper get the better of me.

Your idiotic response to that commentor and the immediate dismissal of his differing opinion (even though he mostly agreed with you) is the real reason healthy, productive dialogue is so hard to find.

Obama is so vindictive! Where the fuck is Donald supposed to play?

Depends on how you make them, dork.. We’re not talking about the glorified icecream milkshakes you get at shitholes like Jamba Juice.

I like ‘em. But we were always very technical with our combat. Probably because we also played a lot of military games like Squad Leader and Panzerblitz.

I dig the sentiment. Wish it was a good painting, though. Looks like a 2nd grader painted it.

Why is it that it’s always easier to find a job if you already have one? So frustrating.

Just lie and tell them you’re making 30% more than you actually are. They’ll probably come back with a number slightly lower and you’ll both be happy since they’ll think they talked you down and you’ll know you just gave yourself a raise.

C U Next Time!

What are you talking about?! My family and everyone else I know had our premiums more than double for less coverage than we previously had.

Not really. I can afford to do awesome shit I couldn’t do in my 20s. Like fly to the Maldives to go diving, or charter a private plane to Vegas. And I can still fuck 20-somethings.