It’s all fun and games until one nitwit burns the fucking place to the ground with his hotpot.

I like ‘em. But we were always very technical with our combat. Probably because we also played a lot of military games like Squad Leader and Panzerblitz.

I dig the sentiment. Wish it was a good painting, though. Looks like a 2nd grader painted it.

Why is it that it’s always easier to find a job if you already have one? So frustrating.

Just lie and tell them you’re making 30% more than you actually are. They’ll probably come back with a number slightly lower and you’ll both be happy since they’ll think they talked you down and you’ll know you just gave yourself a raise.

C U Next Time!

What are you talking about?! My family and everyone else I know had our premiums more than double for less coverage than we previously had.

Not really. I can afford to do awesome shit I couldn’t do in my 20s. Like fly to the Maldives to go diving, or charter a private plane to Vegas. And I can still fuck 20-somethings.

Urine for a big surprise if you think the doesn’t enjoy a golden shower now and then.

#handwritingishard

The DLC is awesome. You should give it a try.

Derp, derp...

Leave your work at the office. Nobody gives a shit.

Just another couple of white racists spewing hateful poison. Nothing to see here, folks.

He’s a convicted murderer. I’m not that worried about his emotional well-being. In fact, he can fuck right off.

Stop poisoning our minds, Hamilton, you white devil!

We disagree then. I prefer the weak Federal government that only manages national defense in support of strong, mostly autonomous, independent states model. If we are a government “of the people” then the strongest part of the government should be the one closest to the people. Only the people who live in a particular…

That’s why you need to be the owner of the company. Duh.

That $53k $54k is a fucking miracle. No joke. My company is very generous.

Then hopefully they weren’t complete morons and left things to their family trust or at least had a will.