Don’t be afraid of history, or you’re doomed to repeat it. Know the enemy so you know how to defeat it.

I was wondering that too! Time-share sales pitch maybe?

Gotcha. Makes sense.

“...but infinitely more rewarding.” Implying that they’re worth it, no?

Yep. Bad ass human beings who rock and rule and don’t take any shit! I’m trying to raise my daughters to be this.

I think you may have missed the point. I think she was saying that’s what she believed at the time (when she was making excuses for hanging out with guys even though they were being assholes instead of cultivating healthy female relationships), but she was incorrect. She’s more enlightened now.

He’s so selfish!

Displaying them ON TOP of said glass case, however...

I feel like I’d get the farts if I did that.

It’s lingonberry jam, you monsters.

If you’re not wearing underwear, how do you keep the penises from falling in?