Don’t be afraid of history, or you’re doomed to repeat it. Know the enemy so you know how to defeat it.

You seem confused.

I was wondering that too! Time-share sales pitch maybe?

Gotcha. Makes sense.

“...but infinitely more rewarding.” Implying that they’re worth it, no?

Yeah. It’s pretty obvious he’s kidding around. Still funny, though. :-)

Yep. Bad ass human beings who rock and rule and don’t take any shit! I’m trying to raise my daughters to be this.

I think you may have missed the point. I think she was saying that’s what she believed at the time (when she was making excuses for hanging out with guys even though they were being assholes instead of cultivating healthy female relationships), but she was incorrect. She’s more enlightened now.

Well, it’s the only part of the Western Hemisphere that matters so why not just call it America?

That’s so untrue. I’ve lived in several big cities and people are always quick to help out when they see somebody needs it.

Where do you live? I live in California. I have been in a couple of accidents and people are always quick to offer assistance. Once when I was in a motorcycle accident a woman actually ran to her kitchen and got me some ice for my broken wrist while we waited for the ambulance.

He’s so selfish!

Displaying them ON TOP of said glass case, however...

I feel like I’d get the farts if I did that.

It’s lingonberry jam, you monsters.

If you’re not wearing underwear, how do you keep the penises from falling in?