My mom understands that we want the free babysitter, and gets it. Unfortunately, these days even the teens want $10+ per hour, mainly for watching TV while children are sleeping.
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Its crazy that the cops didn’t get out an audible “Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!” as they slid down the stands on his back. That’s admirable restraint.
Was this a camp for short kids playing on an 8 foot hoop? To play in the NBA they’d both need some trampoline shoes. Or some time in a lab to quickly invent Flubber.
Looks good. Find a picture of him in his bathrobe on a red carpet instead.
An L.A. legend after going undefeated at USC!
Walking into a vestibule between entrance doorways and the megafurnace comes on to fight the outside cold.
Sounds to me like she’s anti Farm Bill.
Not a big deal, and actually democratic. People gave the comedians they wanted to see perform the amount of money they thought they were worth. I don’t weep for Amy Schumer only making 10 million this year.
It’s very common in Chicago to tip at the end if you sit at the bar. Use a 20 up front to order a drink, leave the stack of change on the bar (not done at an open bar, obviously). The bartender works from this stack all night. Then tip at the end from the big stack of ones you now have.
I feel like if it really happened, now’s the time for someone around the guy to back up Fournette’s version.
Crow’s Feet should not reach down to your actual feet.
Interesting that you added the word “really” in there.
After he loses to the Vikings would be fine with me.
Or how about:
Maybe the water starts boiling in its bottle when the chess human is ready to make a move.
Are we sure they have enough water? Shouldn’t there be an Igloo cooler full of Gatorade??!?!?!?
Not shown: Puddles of sweat and urine under chairs from overhydrating for 8 liters of water in 3 hours while sitting still.
All we know for sure is that Ty Montgomery can be sure about never being in the OTHER team’s endzone.
Imagine! Whiteface in this day and age, and this political climate?!?!