He may have already gotten arrested but his left eye is still making a run for it!

Looks like someone went as Ryan Leaf for Halloween!

Chronic pain, like almost every time he drops back for a pass.

The NFL has to equip defensive ends with hover-kneepads to regain respectability as a sporting league.

Rider jumped off because the horse was drunk and angry, looking for a fix.

Same here. The potential for me or someone else getting an oribital socket broken, not to mention accidental death, is too much to let me indulge in any hotheaded brawl where even if I win, we can both lose.

I like that you’re not revenge minded, but would get revenge if you thought there was a justification. I’m glad you’re not applying your revenge mode to people who haven’t yet aggrieved you in some way.

Are the injuries to her eardrum or her dog still considered legit?

Doesn’t he need a glove on that nub?

So, it seems finding a random pile of sawdust in my basement ceiling is a portent of bad things afoot. Great. I was hoping that finding random wasps in my house was a sign of too many open doors.

This has actually happened in real life? Where an infant shot a wealthy man stealing its candy?

What was with the ref at the end? Sounds like he was choking on his whistle in a desperate attempt to breathe.

This weekend I found out my married 38 year old friend liked Nickleback. Much shame was directed his way.

Two blog posts in one! A free agency dissertation then some oddly specific Mets stuff. I feel like some self-editing could have made 2 readable articles out of it, instead of one long marathon.

The Germans and the Chinese had a pretty brutal call. Lots of excitement with no names or context for what was going on.

Play to the echo of the Novelty Bicycle Horn.

hopefully.

Marty Conlon!

I’ve always enjoyed the wide variety of things I can do with a few staples of hard alcohol. Hard to beat being your own mad scientist with the standard fridge things and a few bottles from your liquor cabinet.

No need to bother thinking about that Viking’s scenario. It’s the Vikings.