Central time! The correct time for sports.

Good thing he was on alert 22 seconds after the big hack.

Why is Forest Whitaker fighting MMA now? Can we sell some “Ghost Dog” DVDs this Christmas so hes not getting his face punched for cash?

Poor Eli. Now everyone will know that his “game used” jerseys are definitely fakes.

Clearly motor doping.

OOOh boy! A new thing!

Well done. Salut.

Adam Carrolla brought up the same point on his podcast. Lots of “alleging” making it seem like there’s some doubt about the accuser, while in reality someone is actually SAYING it, and it can be reported someone is saying it and is willing to put their name to the statement.

My mom was North Dakota tough but I’m not. It skips a generation.

The hard part about signing Kaepernick would be rooting for him after he torched the Packers in the playoffs two years in a row.

My Aunt declared herself to be “Mimi” for her first grandaughter. A name from the ether as far as I know.

My 4 year old called my mom “Butta” for as long as she could talk, and the other grandma just “Grandma”. My 2 year old has copied the Butta thing, and changed Grandpa to “Papa” just recently.

That’s when they use a sentence to introduce him before firing off the zingers. “Former Miramax co founder Harvey Weinstein, winner of Oscar for ___ among others, ....” No problem. Everyone’s heard of movies!

the new version will change it into a “first-generation Latino family” that immigrated to the United States

My friend was diagnosed with lupus. A few years later, they found out it wasn’t lupus.

You can’t miss an episode, because each episode is on the Internet in the right order. You can’t skip an episode and make up for it in the “Previously On” highlight package hour shows used to have.

The world has more shows than televisions to watch them on. Four is a good number of shows; please trim the rest.

Someone told me you have to know how to program and stuff. My XBOX doesn’t even have a keyboard. That makes it hard.

I don’t want to see a bad movie. I don’t want to see an average movie.