I’m not sure, myself, how I went 12 hours without peeing on NYE in Time’s Square in 2000.

Yes this is clearly an insane person that wrote the article. That comment and the fact that he wanted moderators to focus on the pussy grab tape for the whole hour and a half says a lot about how worthless his words were.

If only Shad would be serving booze when you partied...rotten luck that he isn’t. Hope you’re comfortable in dry discussions with punch and cookies.

Or the ultimate get out of jail free verdict of “Boys will be boys”

Fair and balanced review.

Rotten baseball play. Modern times says you’re supposed to TAKE the first pitch. What a srewup.

And new motto:

This is a good idea because all women think alike and don’t ever disagree.

Next up: He’ll eat for two hours at Golden Corrall in solidarity with his brother.

The rule is suspiciously vague on the number of gyrations to make it prolonged.

I think Kenny Britt was protesting the cops repeated arresting of Kenny Britt.

I love the late breaking flag from offscreen when the ref goes down.

I beleive they’ll honor his accomplishments by reinstating the famous statue and burying its head in the sand.

Let’s remember him too.

Wisconsin has the highest per-capita beer consumption of anywhere in the world but they don’t even have any decent beers.

I still don’t know how the Cardinals won that playoff game despite not being able to do anything all game. Nothing makes any sense to me on how they were able to get the game to overtime.

Is it going to be hard or unneccessary to find a sports angle to fit in all the Gawkerish political posts onto Deadspin?

Literal back-breaking labor trying to carry a bum franchise on your shoulders..

Just like the wise Mayor Richard M. Daley wouldn’t bow down to calling the Bears’ stadium Soldier Field like the common folk. He went with Soldiers Field, to be inclusive of all soldiers.

You sound like such a tourist. We locals love the Willis Tower and pity those who read about it in an outdated book so don’t know of the glory of the new name.