I wonder what sexy and forbidden Olympic hookups there were.

Chris Doyle probably got a huge raise after he discovered the trick of overworking his players until their pee glowed in the dark.

I got stuck on an Interstate leaving Chicago in a middle lane when my battery died, during a brief bit of heavy traffic in traffic. Suddenly the stopped traffic ended and people were going 50 around my dead car, with no hazard lights!

I spent the last two hours walking up and down a road in Chicago humidity for work, and now I’m melting.

Consider if the current was 1 km/h.

Hopefully the robber took his passport too, to save a judge the trouble of seizing it for the crime of being robbed.

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Dean’s 30+ career in higher education trained him to spew Bison Shit out of both sides of his mouth.

Do I hear White Wedding bells?

24. Mr. Fantastic

I always set my message to run about an hour and a half earlier than I normally leave if I’m working a full day before vacation. That sets the bar low for people expecting a response just because you were in the office that day. A response to an email becomes a pleasant surprise.

The hot lesbian comment actually sounds homophilic.

I have a very very good friend who is extremely intolerant- we’re talking, doesn’t believe gay people should be able to get married.

One hopes that with the end of this election cycle, unfunny Internet people will choose to attempt more than recycling the same 6 Trump jokes over and over.

When is my 3.5 year old daughter going to stop needing nighttime pullups? Enough already, right?

I’ve gotten the first bag before. Then I waited and waited and picked up my wife’s bag second to last. Fun times.

The new fashion of tightish shorts that stop above the knee is one that weirds me out. I was born in a baggy shorts era and I’ll die in a baggy era (in my head). None of this John Stockton nut-huggers on casual Saturdays for me.

Of course he charged, you can’t pitch inside and put that beard in danger!

Street smart Fitz does seem to understand leverage and pressure, two things that you can’t learn in a fancy book at Harvard!

Maybe someday when I’ll go through grenadine like a madman and want to look fancy.