In my industry, it always seems that coming from outside is the best way to get more money along with your promotion. Companies will give little raises to those that have already chosen to work and stay, but mighty leaps to someone that may be at a parallel level that got the promotion from outside.

Remember, Giri only wants small talk one way.

Now that Wilson got married, Golden Tate is probably ready and willing to do Ciara too.

Nice. I was just able to use this to fix a couple of iPhones at work. The boss was actually getting paranoid a few people were doing this on purpose to make records of texting.

I’m calling pool layup on CapeBoy

apparently Wisconsin is OWI and Minnesota is DWI. I live in the land of Lincoln/DUI.

I thought his chimney sweep job was just to tide him over until the show started. I guess he gave his 2 weeks notice late.

My sister lives in Madison and always calls it OWI to describe what the latest crimes her friends got into were. I think it varies county to county.

The 2001 World Series. I loved seeing Luis Gonzalez broken bat game winning hit off Mariano Rivera, taking down that bullshit “Team of Destiny”

Random gas station coffee is where I let go of my pride and my abundant masculinity and add the complementary flavored creamers to it.

People also try to say Clark Kent and Superman look alike.

Good likeness I say. I buy it.

The Miami New Times has a big story about nine season ticket holders and luxury suit owners the team has sued since 2013.

Wow. I did not know that HOA’s handled hurt feelings for residents.

I now note that only 1 person’s thoughts in every conversation are worth hearing.

Mission Accomplished!

The Chicago Bears have heard this and already taken into account that he says nothing happened and he’s a changed man that was also innocent. The only thing left for GM Ryan Pace to do is call his parents to confirm his story and ignore piles of evidence.

We requested a “no-tip” bar at our wedding. The jar still came out, but we didn’t make a big deal of it. I treated it the same way I treat every wedding bar tup jar, ignore it and let the suckers double tip the bartenders. They’re taken care of well enough by the standard fare. Every ex-bartender I know also ignores…

Interesting. Napoleon took a running start to try and pick a fight with a giant.

During the two 45 minute-ish speeches that I’ve had to give, I went too slow and detailed in the first one and had to rush at the end to finish. The second one I made up for that by speaking what I thought was slightly faster in order to get all the information in. This turned out to be a little too fast and I had a…