The Incredibles Jersey Man gives it his best Jedi push, but learned that he had as little control of The Force as he did his food related impulses.

You can’t get away with No Gay Thursday without saying “No Homo” after every gay act. Everyone knows that.

Once again the positive message of “Snitches get Stitches” is proven to be true.

I love the Smith Machine guys, joyfully squatting reps 16% of what Shrek is attempting.

I remember scheduling a second interview once for 8 AM. I thought that choosing that over the 10 AM slot would show that I’m an early riser and a hard worker.

Lots of teams like to win championships Tom. Sometimes one step back to go two steps forward.

The only legitimate version of this song is by Chuck Smooth (The neighorhood mutt, chasin’ after that butt)

I would agree that a workout buddy helps you workout harder and longer. You both have excercises you want to do that get added to the other person’s list.

Okay, that’s a great tip. But I didn’t see the tip that said the stems are bad to eat or don’t taste exactly like the top.

I hope the guy’s camera is alright!

Highly ridiculous article. Why not pay the surrounding bars for making up for lost revenue? And bus charters, and Uber drivers?

Actually Wisconsin always pissed me off with their lack of drive. As in, they’d never drive to the hoop and collect fouls! In college its so easy! Just need someone to drive the lane and let a clumsy 19 year old slap your hand a little!

Maybe the could also watch it on more that a 13 inch TV.

What is the correct way to buy a home while we own a home already? We live in a condo in Chicago and want to move into a more expensive place in the suburbs. We will have cash on hand for down payments if that makes any difference.