Everybody wants to reboot those Hood Classics because they know that people will go just because. But 1) Those classics were made in a time before we thinkpieced everything to death before it came out, and a lot of that humor wouldn’t fly today 2) Those classics were powered by the magic of that era. You can’t…

Dan Hedaya is playing a Latino dictator. That’s all the science fiction I need.

It’s a terrible name. But if he shortens it to “Mac”, then some will be forgiven.

It’s a cool last name.

and commando

“There are plenty of restaurants in town that DO serve the black people. You don’t have to eat here.”

Yeah, I’ve never heard of someone dirting someone like that without some kind of evidence to back it up. It’s messed up whether he’s right or wrong.

Just to be clear, Chris Cooley is a fucking asshole, full stop. If you think a known alcoholic might be drinking again, publicly speculating about to score scoop points it is a bullshit, hateful move.

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

One of the annoying things about our system is that the President is both Head of State and Head of the Government. In many other countries, this role is split, where the Head of State does the ceremonial stuff and the Head of Government does the real work. (Queen of England/Prime Minister)

I was disappointed in Tim…

My dream bit is that Tony gives him an iPod early in the film, and then towards the end Star-Lord suddenly bursts into a meeting or something talking about this great new bad he’s found called “Nirvana!”

What I would love would be if at the end of the movie Steve gives him an iPod full of music because even he thinks the Walkman is ancient.

Reading this and the other story that was published today I think I may be in it as well. There is a good chance you are in it too. We all might be in it.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor…

The voice of Apocalypse is very underwhelming, hope they tweak it for the film.