Worst: wrestling.

Should’ve made beignets instead.

And you should absolutely look at that post ASAP rather than make someone think you saw (and liked) something you didn’t. The idea here is to avoid a “Why didn’t you like X” conversation when you’re super busy, not entirely remove yourself from the equation

Ha ha ha ha!

Claire, you know it will end up like this.

Trump seems entirely incapable of understanding the human cost of any of his decisions in the real world. Attacking NK would result in hundreds of thousands dead in South Korea within minutes of an attack commencing. We do not have the capability to reliably take out all of the artillery the North has pointed south…

I just did a Google image search for “Michelle and Barack” and they look happy and awesome in each photo that came up. I couldn’t even pick just one to use here, all of them were so great. Then I got sad because I miss them.

It’s a really awkward, unfortunate length. Kind of like her marriage.

As a revengetarian, one who chooses to prophylactically consume food from groups of things that might kill them, I resolve to not be killed by my food, whether it be furious chickens, mad cows, or large bowls of buttered pasta perched precariously on high shelves with obvious fantasies of crushing me.

getting one cheerleader wet

F BEIGE

“This is the 2017! The Internet has made everyone wise and culturally sensitive!”

That’s Zwart Piet. He’s a Moor, but many people are calling for less.

I’m gonna harass your sweet behind, but it’s gonna be polite harassment.

Cheesehead Apologizes Fumunda [center]

Show me how you wiggle to get those jeans up. I bet you had to lay down on your bed to fit into those jeans. Did you step into those jeans or did you have to jump into them?

Old rich white guy is racist and sexist? I am shocked, shocked I say!

Often it’s the people you least suspect. But it is also the people like Richardson.

Not that I want to defend Alleged Sheriff Clarke, but if I had an opportunity to wear a stupid fucking hat everywhere and get people to buy into it I’d do it. Granted I’d probably pick like... a papal mitre or one of those wide-brimmed plague doctor hats.