I think it's a combination of jealousy and dawning horror at the realization that his entire literary legacy can be summarized with "Oh, it was a book? I only saw the movie."

I had a brief, glorious misconception that Bret Easton Ellis was cowriting a Batman screenplay, and now I'm too busy imagining what that would be like to give a shit about any of this.

Amazing: this man gets paid to watch shitty Youtube videos all day

The only ReBoot reboot I want is a crossover with Mr. Robot.

It just wouldn't feel right without a theme song by Jerry Reed.

Speaking of Canadian-produced CG shows: ReBoot, man. I won't pretend it was some kind of classic television milestone, but the last couple seasons blew my 12-year-old mind with how relentlessly grim and high-stakes they became. Also, a child got his fucking eyeball ripped out. There was that too.

My dad and I saw it in an early afternoon matinee, and ended up having the entire theater to ourselves. He kept cracking jokes, loudly commenting on how much he loves Tommy Lee Jones, and making fun of me when I told him to quiet down before we "get in trouble".

Bitch Hunter In Space

And where the hell is the Aunt May spinoff I was promised?

No. NAAOOOOOWH.

My favorite part of that header image is the terrified child being absorbed into Alec Baldwin's torso like something out of The Thing.

I only get my TV ads through Hulu. No soulcrushing political spots, but I'm mortally tired of disturbingly cheerful commercials for rheumatoid arthritis medication.

Whoa, man, there's no need to break out the C-word.

It was the best kind of giggle-inducing camp: the kind made by Frank Darabont.

I laughed out loud too - in a crowded theater, no less - and felt like a complete tool. And let's be honest: while Tom Jane can be great in the right role, he just doesn't have the chops to pull off "I've murdered my child for nothing" without looking totally ridiculous.

He's really wonderful on The Expanse as Tom Waits: Space Cop.

The art is incredible, and I'm a huge sucker for alt history stories (particularly when it involves the USSR).

wya ahed of yuoo hahahha

I did enjoy it, I was just also amused by getting a Renegade prompt and never being quite sure whether it would make Shepard snap off a bitchy one-liner or just straight-up murder whoever he/she was talking to.

"Hey, it's Commander Shepard! He blows people's brains out in cold blood…and he's RUDE."