I just couldn't take Mass Effect's morality system seriously after awhile. As I described it to a friend: "You get Renegade points for committing evil actions, such as murder or sarcasm."

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Pffft, my username is the cred equivalent of a bottomless trust fund.

The Singularitwee is upon us! You fool, you've doomed us all!

I had never heard this theory before and now I really want it to be true.

Goddamn it Mouth Silence is so good.

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Hi, Max Landis!

How does this work? Did Trank meet a trenchcoat-wearing Disney operative in a shadowy parking garage and get handed a briefcase full of notes like "Doom is a scrawny computer nerd guy" and "Ben's abusive brother yelled 'It's clobberin' time!' while he beat the shit out of him"?

Not long ago there was some really nasty stuff involving a Steven Universe staffer on Twitter (I think I read about it on this very website, in fact). And I know there's at least a few members of the Supernatural fanbase who have been very vocal about how the writers have engaged in queerbaiting*.

And a few times when fans thought that it was their God-given right to see their favorite characters passionately plow each other and the showrunners were bigoted, homophobic assholes for refusing to allow it.

The Man In Black fled across the desert, and the antitrust lawyers followed.

Have fun hobbling around when it turns out Justice League is a 170 minute-long mumblecore dramedy set entirely in a bowling alley!

“You know, sometimes I’m working on a project and I pitch an idea that’s too conventional, and the producers will say back to me, ‘That’s not Doug Liman enough.’"

I know I'll get mortally tired of this meme within a week at the most, but I also can't pretend I won't absolutely lose my shit with glee if and when this happens next year.

"It hasn’t aged particularly well,” says a staffer. “There’s just something about it, especially the intro.”

I will not rest until I see Nicholas Cage and Neil Breen onscreen together.

There Will Be BloodRayne

I sincerely, unironically want an anthology movie for which Tommy Wiseau, Neil Breen, and Len Kabasinski are each given a $1 million budget to produce a short film. Boll might have been on that list too, but now he's out the game.

Christoph Waltz.